Embarrassing, Sleep and Work: Where am I?

Where am I?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 280

You deserved it 5 038

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 344

You deserved it 14 200

By Brian B - 13/09/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 982

You deserved it 25 470

By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 276

You deserved it 32 446

By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 083

You deserved it 5 243

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 877

You deserved it 11 410

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 705

You deserved it 32 936

You OK, dude?

By Newny_Newny_Newny - 18/01/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I got home from work after working 16 hours straight. I was naked on the toilet, just about to get in the shower, scrolling through my phone when I nodded off and FaceTimed someone by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 236

You deserved it 345

By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 843

You deserved it 2 967

Ouch

By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 798

You deserved it 7 510

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 633

You deserved it 6 757

UncleCaitlyn 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 7:14

I smell something and it's not a promotion

Laphog 17

Thursday 7 April 2016 7:19

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

Comments

waleedma 18

Thursday 7 April 2016 22:49

What happened??

Witchylady 17

Friday 8 April 2016 4:33

I guess you must have been very tired. And taking a dump sometimes can really take it out of you

DakotaAnn88 12

Friday 8 April 2016 5:05

How does one fall asleep while defecating?

xx000o 27

Friday 8 April 2016 10:40

A good shit does wonders for the mind and body.

vonvaski 18

Friday 8 April 2016 19:41

Go to bed

Tomryan279 10

Saturday 9 April 2016 20:13

I know this is bad to say but I hope someone found you and took a pic

TRIKYNIKKY 5

Sunday 10 April 2016 0:30

How in the world did you manage to do that?

rmlaxo 5

Monday 11 April 2016 4:43

Doesn't beat when I got drunk after prom, fell asleep taking a dump, so my friends had to wipe me and then they showered me. True story.

angus 16

Wednesday 14 May 2025 19:36

Eigen schuld!

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Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

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You deserved it 7 267

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 243

You deserved it 8 437

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 008

You deserved it 1 977

Today, my 3 year old future niece was combing my hair while I was watching a movie with the future in-laws. She kept leaving saying she was going to "go get the comb wet". I assumed she meant in the bathroom sink. Turns out she was just going around behind the couch and licking it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 488

You deserved it 440

Today, I've learned that when in a job interview at a Japanese company, the words, "Now we would like you to undertake a small Japanese test to check your Japanese level" actually means, "We would like you to gather all your hopes and dreams of you ever working for us, and let them die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 748

You deserved it 664

Where am I?

Same thing different taste

You OK, dude?

Ouch

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