My house, my rules
By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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