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Bondi414 · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

My house, my rules

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML

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bastards · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Den Haag, Netherlands

Brat era

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Hreyes · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Early warning

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

The road to Hell in Hell

Today, I have an Urinary Tract Infection, causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

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