Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
13FTW 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I wouldn't share a story about your mom dining and dashing. Especially when she forgets you.
xosportsgirl14x 8
24- why not? It was probably ages ago. I'd be more concerned with the OP sharing their story
mommabear0823 12
I agree with 28
mduffy08 8
Owned
datoismyname 22
Who dines and dashes with a seven year old? What a loser!
MagicallyFat 12
That's so messed up for both, the child and the restaurant owner.
22cute 17
And the waitress! Many of those owners (illegally) take it out of the waitress' paycheck!
death_dolphin24 0
My parents did this to me when I was 4. Never saw them again.
kjlancaster 21
I hope you are joking
cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
guitgod1 11
#3 - exactly!! It's one thing to be a moron; being a parent and a moron is a scary thing.
SillyFart 7
I voted you down so the number of likes became 69 so i could have a laugh. I feel like a terrible person now.
mk58 31
80, small things amuse small minds.
omgtakenotesfrod 3
You are dumb
SillyFart 7
Is this why my penis is small
fanceh 10
That's why your name is sillyfart. Immaturity at it's finest...
Michael_Kelso 0
People get really angry about FML's. I figure most are fake so they're just all funny to me.
EthanQHarris 3
To be honest I really appreciate this conversation.
22cute 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Agreed! Op you are one ****** up bitch. Hope you get arrested and your daughter taken to social services. YDI!!
Wicked361 8
80- I voted you down because you're stupid and I dont feel bad :)
stroudie94 9
The kids fml- "my asshole daddy forgot me and left me behind in a restaurant. He then came back for me. Fml"
bizarre_ftw 21
80 - I voted you up for the exact same reason. Not because I am juvenile, but because it was so fitting. However, you really didn't deserve it, quite the opposite actually. Oh the irony!!! It burns!
Youdrongo 0
80: And your comment is at -69 right now. Irony?
CoconutSoup 5
#80 - I thumbed you down, and your number became -69...
ramboman19 8
292, I voted you down because your comment is cliché, and the FML doesn't specify whether it was the "daddy" or "mommy".
chessypie 0
Omfg ur a ******* retard ydi FAIL
Reapel 0
HAHAHA. That sucks.
NomOnShroomz 14
HAHAHA. So does your mother.
andorz 7
funny nomon....
punxsy_phil 11
How is this comment being downvoted
jes1610 6
I hope you have your child taken away.
twofirstnames 12
If your gonna dine and dash, at least do it the right way geez
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
That's.... Just wow..
xosportsgirl14x 8
Or don't dine and dash...
MarisaCB 16
If you're going to post online, at least use proper grammar. Jeez.
captainaerh 0
what's the matter with you !
ellybelly_502 4
Agreed! OP is a dumbass. I'm thinking child services? Ya.
emmaa3451 11
Wow what a classy parent.
iam_yummylicious 12
IKR? Their kid should be taken away. Horrible parenting is horrible.
SillyFart 7
Horrible comments are horrible
moonmonkeyman 6
254 then stop making them
jonn090 13
Let's just all smoke weed
captainfalcon7 0
say you went out to the car to get money!
ScarletBloom 14
What a dad you are
alexzannder 0
Putting this on everything I c?
gummieeees 0
How do you know it's the dad of the little girl?
ScarletBloom 14
Her dad was the first thing that came to my mind.
HatefulPilot 0
My police friend says that most dine & dash suspects are overweight females. Although there are males that commit the crime, too.
ScarletBloom 14
Apparently it turned out sexist.
hopkjw0 0
#39 It clearly says "MY seven year daughter".. DoomAs
boarder540 12
#117, do your saying a father doesn't have a son or daughter? That only the mother is privileged enough to have a son/daughter?
rabbittboi 18
117 - it clearly doesn't specify the gender of the parent. In your own words: DoomAs.
bacon12 0
#117 Your calling him a dumb ass and you don't even know how to spell "dumb ass"
EmilyShmemily496 0
226- you're criticizing his spelling and YOU can't spell "you're"
gummieeees 0
117- it seems as if you are saying that a male is the only gender that can say "MY daughter". If I had a daughter and were to say "MY daughter", that doesn't make me male. So, I will say this as you said it.. "DoomAs"
bizarre_ftw 21
As it seems, grammar nazis and terminally stupid people have invaded this comment. Although, to be fair, it had it coming.