Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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Comments (328)
worldcupcheer17 0
oh hey..I moderated this FML..
bebe088 0
YDI all over this one
bitchengucci 0
Your an idiot! I feel bad for the kid...
mommabear0823 12
YDI congrats your an ass
yip_fml_yup 0
Please don't put your daughter in this kind of situation again. I hope you can change your behavior, because you will get caught eventually and it's not fair for your daughter to grow up without her parent(s).
Calyx_fml 21
Anyone who votes anything but YDI on this one is a putz.
ihatemen 0
You are a horrible person. I am a server and one of my tables has dined and dashed before. Not only did I have to pay the high tab I was also written up, which could've resulted in me losing my job. I make $2.13/hr douchebag and am doing my best to support myself while I am in college. I solely make my money based on tips because my checks are always nulled. go through the drive through jerk and don't even get me started on your parenting skills, or lack there of.
Listerinekiss_fml 7
Way to set an example for your kid. So what do you have planned next....shoplifting?
Miguemex95 4
Parenting fail....
Sniper3000 0
Only in canada
Cynical_in_SK 6
Yeah you're right! Only in Canada do parents forget their kids. In the US they just kill them! It's so much better that way eh?