Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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Comments (328)
JuiceyyJae 13
Best mother/father of the year award goes to......
awagh666 14
mother/father = parent ...Just saying
ebwaef 0
Lol I was about to point that out...
lovefml987 1
What the hell is wrong with you !!!! You should grow up and be a good parent Unless you want your child, to be in jail by the time she's 16
KiddNYC1O 20
Wow, I've never been so attracted to Mozilla Firefox...
kalixzo 11
This sounds like the perfect comedy movie.
Thisismypchere 8
**** you.
charmedheksie 0
Wow, you are a Grade A Douche, the waitress has to pay for your scuminess everytime. Plus you are a terrible parent. I hope they called the police on your ass.
Andr913 13
Why do you and 3 have the same profile pic?
cntryiscntrywide 0
it's one thing to do something illegal, but with yur kid? dude, if yu got caught thats a call to CPS. dumbass.
DocBastard 38
Thank you kind sir/madam for posting your story. Thank you for clearly illustrating what a shitbag is. Thank you for nearly eliminating any residual hope I had in humankind. I hate every single thing about you.
Mr_Alarm 12
Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning :P
HatefulPilot 0
Doc, I'm curious.. That X-ray, is it a female or a male?
captainbj2 0
Not really....scumbags like this make almost everyone mad.
DocBastard 38
Mr Alarm, this is my usual demeanor. You should see me when I'm angry. My profile pic is a man.
j_cat187 19
That must have taken A LOT of lube... damn people are ****** up
lizard399 0
"haha suckers, I'm awesome cause I got away with it" *begins to unlock car* "shit!" I wonder what your kid thought while they were alone and you were being immature. Grow a pair and pay for your dinner.
Kiki242 19
Nice going. Casey Anthony would be proud.
cntryiscntrywide 0
he forgot his daughter, he didn't kill her..
thatonename 7
To soon man, just way to soon...
tc34 1
Hahahahahahahahahaha
jsteury 0
I thought it was fumny