Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
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cradle6 13
Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.
hatersgunnahat 0
My mom did this to me when I was 10...
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Comments (328)
vtn86 0
You set a great example for your child…
TheNewGuy03 28
Is there a "take two" for this horrible parenting episode? OP can dine and dash, and not forget his/her child...oh, wait, it's still wrong. ****. At least we know how low to set the bar for society. We have OP to thank. |the kid|
wastingtimeonFML 7
Haha, this sounds like something Dave Cameron would do... Oh wait, he has.
cubitfx 1
You must be one of the worst parents ever. Forgetting your kid and teaching them that it's okay to steal all in one night. You should have the kid taken away. Dumb ass
arysmomee 2
Agreed!
bizarre_ftw 21
No need, op already left the kid in a restaurant
sexybeastsexybea 0
how responsible of you??
2ndSucks 15
And then you take the walk of shame.
every1luvsboners 11
You're the definition of shit. Your vag should be sewn shut or penis chopped off so that you never have the opportunity to reproduce again.
2ndSucks 15
He could chop off his penis with a desk fan.
Steven696 6
Owwww :( But agreed.. Kinda
IntoTheClouds 42
Or have sex with the girl from "Teeth."
awagh666 14
^Rofl
j_cat187 19
#162 That's one ****** up movie.
rexgar2000 10
just walk back in like nothing happened, grab your daughter and tactically walk out :) jk ydi
bizarre_ftw 21
I can picture that!!! >.< likely no one would do anything out of sheer surprise and confusion at the situation. But then there's the issue of a young child in the care of a colossally thick moron who will, quite likely, end up bringing her to the doctor for a cough, learn she has a cold, and put her in the microwave for a few minutes. Then leave and come back to find that she's exploded
perdix 29
You tried to show your kid how to be a scumbag, but all you showed her was how to be an incompetent scumbag.
MaaaanWTF 1
Do morals and values even exist in this generation? It's parents and "educators" like you who make the future look bleak for everyone.
fthislyfe 22
I hope they didn't make your daughter wash the dishes jackass
perdix 29
Little kids don't make good dishwashers, they are better at slaughtering chickens, butchering cattle and slicing vegetables. When you get an indentured servant, you have to use them right.
rabbittboi 18
I've been doing it wrong all along. So much for strapping them to a long pole and using them as chimney sweeps.
perdix 29
160, yes, you are confused. For chimney sweeps, you use infants and very old people (incontinent ones, if possible.)
Feklfekl2222 32
You think so? I find that small adorable puppies and kittens with poles stuffed up their arses make better chimney sweeps, old people are only for stately home chimneys.
Cynical_in_SK 6
Little kids are also great for making shoes! Or...so I've heard. You know...just sayin! Lol
amam96 7
You stupid scumbag. Your daughter should be taken away. Do you know how terrible it is for waitresses when people dine and dash? Often times they have to cover the bill, and they don't get tips. This takes money away from them, and they already struggle. You inconsiderate jerk, I hope your daughter realizes how crappy of a parent you are.
tc34 1
True
docscientist 9
You'd think this would be the sort of thing the restaurant should cover. What a backwards world we live in sometimes.
staymintyfresh 13
This is why I tip 25% to make up for all the assholes in the world.
KiddNYC1O 20
I tip 25.1%... Lol jk, very nice of you.