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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

We should do this again some time

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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SailorLove 4

that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

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Damn right he's leavin

"Er ... Ah ... I was just leaving ... " *crashes out window*

bizarre_ftw 22

There is no excuse for bad manners

Umm wtf!? who does that? "oh don't worry I was just stealing all the potentially expensive things, but I'm leaving already anyways...so let me just climb out through this window I broke to get into your house... Okay bye."

Wow man fn hilarious

At least he didn't break another one.

At least criminals these days are showing they have manners :) Maybe there's hope

mariedavis 0

haha too funny my mom laughed lol hope nothing was taken

I would freak out creepy

You've been hit by a smooth criminal