Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
We should do this again some time
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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SailorLove 4
that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.
Nevereverland 8
He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!
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KiddNYC1O 22
One of the nicest burglars ever. Good thing he didn't hold you hostage...
thomas1018x 2
Well at least he politely told you he was leaving.
SlightlyUnstable 6
I think that if I were to come home and find a burglar there, I would probably shit myself. Fortunately, this guy wasn't dangerous, but that's not always the case...
C94_ 0
I'm sorry but that is funny.
itachi2333 3
you should of walked in calm and sit down and say i have been expecting you please sit down. then make up a weird story that u had a dream and that he had to save the world.
itachi2333 3
you should of walked in calm and sit down and say i have been expecting you please sit down. then make up a weird story that u had a dream and that he had to save the world.
snnoell_18 1
coolest burglar ever
CharliesCool2084 8
Because this really happened.
husky22 0
hahahahahahaha! a burglar with a sense of humor!
williamcarter93 13
Badass burglar