Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
We should do this again some time
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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SailorLove 4
that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.
Nevereverland 8
He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!
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ycrem0n 21
I'd chase him with an ax while screaming
Ch0sen 13
And then you'll end up dead or seriously injured, doomed to spend whatever time remains of your fading existence pondering the eternal question of how you even landed on such a stupid decision.
rainbowbigbird 7
"Oh, hey there! I was just heading out... Um. You're out of cheez its now... Yeah. You look pissed. I'm gonna go."
supermonke07 0
I only liked this because of your picture. :)
XxblueglazexX 0
He does have a funny pic!!!!
CharlieS0ul 0
LOL ftw pic
CharlieS0ul 0
Santa Claus is supposed to leave through the chimney
brittanynicicole 5
hahahahahah...
Duotrain 6
An atrocious yet classy kind of burglar. FYL totally.
CharlieS0ul 0
Isn't Santa supposed to leave through the chimney? He was just taking some things back to his work shop to fix...
sillydumpling 0
What exactly was he leaving with
Epichearts 2
At least he didnt kill you
kylesgirlforever 12
That's always a plus;) lol:)
nichelback3505 0
Thats y i carry a gun.
SwtCherryPie 26
If you had a gun he would have been leaving in a body bag not crawling back out the window while you watch with your thumb in your ass.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ If I had a gun, I wouldn't shoot him. I couldn't kill someone over materialistic possessions. He would just lay face down on the floor while we wait for the cops to arrive. If he bolts for freedom, fine, whatever. If he ran at me, then no choice, he eats lead and I feel like shit for killing a desperate thief, which would feel infinitely worse than my own thumb up my ass. :p Hope it never happens.
geod69 8
At least he said bye some just leave & don't say a word