Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
We should do this again some time
Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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SailorLove 4
that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.
Nevereverland 8
He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!
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silentblack 0
Annndd?
Mguy 2
Oh well there just things
laurenobrien 4
*they're
laurenobrien 4
*they're
BunBunBabe 8
Need a moment? Eat a twix. Seriously though that robber sounded somewhat like he had a good sense of humor. Who says I was just leaving when caught in the middle of committing a robbery? It's like a classic joke came true today
Bigboned38 0
I would have shot his ass, there is no reason for someone to invade someones home and put there lives in danger, get a f ing job!
OfficeNinja 5
Oh I was just leaving! And buy some decent crap, everything you have is garbage not worth stealing. That sucks. Breaking into homes makes you a piece of human shit. You rob a person of feeling secure in their living space! If you can afford it, you can always get hurricane rated impact windows and doors. They don't break so easily, yet still look nice.
agreedtodisagree 4
That burglar has class.
omzz05 2
That's when u clock him in the face. Nd take what he took
Raccoo 10
Did he steal anything?
Nerfherder69 14
Oh shit, this isnt my house, sorry, I'll just take the tv with me
americananarchy 3
I hope this rely happend and if it didn't I hope it does for lying