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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

We should do this again some time

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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SailorLove 4

that sucks, but I couldn't help but giggle.

He was polite enough to wait for you to get back. Good man!

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inferiarmy 0

You didn't go after him? Stupid.

would have been fun if he broke another piece of window and left.

delta1987 2

Yeah I'm sure if my house is bein robbed as I'm walking through the door, the first thing I'm going to do is give him a chance to carry a conversation. You deserved to be robbed!

RendarSelin 5

That sucks, but at least you're safe, and should have a good description to give to the cops...not that they'll do much about it tho.

Did he steal anything ??

How nice of him

atleast he has manners! !

Did he leave his calling card?

Sorry op that's actually a little funny

at least he left