Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Jovecove 13
Oops looks like the joke's on you LOL
UtterCatastrophe 4
Good example of why you shouldn't take pictures while you are in the bathroom.
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Comments (115)
bReLiNg 18
Not cool man. Dancing alone is a sacred activity which is never meant to be exposed!
firechicky 12
Ok to defend the OP their kid probably is very young. I've got a 10 month old and when I'm home solo with her and I gotta go I also leave the door open. 1- so I can keep an eye on her and 2- she screams and cries outside the closed door if I do close it, which makes it very hard to open when you are done. Not like its the first time someones uploaded a fbook bathroom pic.
FightMyLiger 19
Your #2 was funny. Pun definitely intended ;)
LtBrenton 16
Looks like you got that one in the can.
oj101 33
It looks like your plan backfired. Or should I say *lowers sunglasses*, reflected onto you.
mbuck87 19
No you shouldn't say that
IAMVINCE 11
Pics or it didn't happen
freshprizzle1 13
Why was the door open to the bathroom if someone else was home? Also you didn't think to review the photo before uploading it? YDI, big time.
insaneygolover 9
If her daughter was a toddler she has to keep it open.
Vinnie500 14
Looks like you just "showed" how little you respect you daughter and yourself
Jemm_fml 29
Protip: Never take pictures while you're naked or on the john. It's just safer that way. LOL
upallnight11 19
I laughed so hard reading this FML water came out of my nose. Thanks for your stupidity OP!
limitedition 25
Bathroom pictures are as bad of an idea as duck face pictures.