Today, I was beaten up by a random dude for trying to pick my own son up from school. I'm pasty white, my wife is black, and our son was visibly born black, so I was beaten up for attempted kidnapping, and it’s not the first time it’s happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arrested for kidnapping a child. MY child. Do you know how hard it is as a white man to convince a police officer that a latino toddler screaming, "Stranger danger!" is yours? FML
Today, some idiot with a #saveourchildren shirt followed me around a store. When I finally asked the fucker what their problem was, they started screaming, asking why I was holding hands with black children that obviously didn’t belong to me. I’m white. Their mom is black. They’re my kids. FML
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
Today, my adoptive parents were harassed yet again simply because they're black and I'm white. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
Today, I apparently didn’t teach my son the difference between defending himself from bullies and knocking out the bully's teeth, breaking his nose, cracking his ribs, and grinding his fingers under his boot until the bone splintered. Yes, the cops are involved and my ex-wife blames me, of course. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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cuz803 46
1. Sue the bastard 2. Start going to the gym and training in martial arts. You gotta defend yourself. Since this isn't the first time, you gotta make an example out of these ***** by beating their asses with your fists and in a courtroom.
Justkidding100 41
people need to learn that they aren't cops, and cops are bastards. it's literally so common to see mixed race kids nowadays you'd think they'd get a grip
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sarsuela 29
Perhaps a shirt with a picture of you both would help you to protect yourself from idiots?
cuz803 46
1. Sue the bastard 2. Start going to the gym and training in martial arts. You gotta defend yourself. Since this isn't the first time, you gotta make an example out of these ***** by beating their asses with your fists and in a courtroom.
Justkidding100 41
people need to learn that they aren't cops, and cops are bastards. it's literally so common to see mixed race kids nowadays you'd think they'd get a grip
RichardPencil 32
That's so racist! I blame Hollywood for amplifying the stereotype. Not all albinos are villains and murderers. Some of them are OK. Next time you pick up your son, wear an "Albino Lives Matter" t-shirt. Don't get one like mine, though -- the white letters on a white t-shirt doesn't have much impact.
dreams2383 20
I think he is white and not albino. a lot of mixed children can favor one parent over the other. hence child looks black but dad is white.