By Gassy - 21/9/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
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  MrsDruidess  |  23

a better one in the future would be not going outside to check on the noise. You just start filling the kitchen table with guns, cleaning equipment and a 6 pack ;-)