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this is, hands down, the best FML i have ever read. so awesome.

At least you have a built in defense system!

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That's neither a YDI or a YLS. That's too awesome.

At least you have a built in defense system!

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14, he wanted to edit it so it was better.

@54 Oh. I thought the original comment was good, but anyways sorry for asking :(

a better one in the future would be not going outside to check on the noise. You just start filling the kitchen table with guns, cleaning equipment and a 6 pack ;-)

I didn't change my original comment at all

I thought chemical warfare was illegal now?

I agree! OP should fully embrace her new superpower.

Prowler sentenced to the Gas Chamber for his crimes. Ha!

Something something nazi that coming

@81 I think you meant " I did Nazi see that coming"

this is, hands down, the best FML i have ever read. so awesome.

My hands have never been as fast as they were when I favorited this.

Hey the important part is you are safe. Gassed em away!

That's the same thing Pumba does in The Lion King.

Instead of him stealing from you, your farts stole his breath away

Best. FML. Ever

I guess you had a night of good luck. Also congratulations!

Pretty sure this is the greatest thing I've ever heard.