Wage slave

By Janet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. I thought I was getting promoted because my sales had been really high lately. My boss shut his door behind me and asked me if I could comb his hair with a lice comb to get rid of his lice. I had to do it to keep my job. FML
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deadlyill 0

just so you know that is illegal for some one in power to make you do something such as that

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XAMezaki 0

I personally probably wouldn't have done it. That's NASTY

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Asstazztic 8

I would have just walked out

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SoccerForTheWin 5

Hahahahahahahaha but dwight would have already volunteered

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foreverboredZ 4

ahhh I love this show reference!

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blueyekai 17

I won't *lye*, it probably is ;)

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deadlyill 0

just so you know that is illegal for some one in power to make you do something such as that

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Greg101 0

I'm pretty sure your boss can't ask you to do something like that.

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JuJu_fml 0

i think i vomited a little at the thought of that.

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blackfiredudette 0

That's just not right.

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jim_witness 0

Tell him you have a fungal infection under your nails.

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