Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;
andres19 0
shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars
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Comments (86)
hammerfall26 6
what was the relevance of you getting dressed up in your story? just tell us your shyt got jacked. we get it FYL
EvilTeddysRock 2
"like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
ashleecole18 0
anyone else notice he said the side doors were unlocked? is there a front door? I thought it was a car not a house?
danz123 7
Wait, unless you actually witnessed the person smash your window ad take your car, how would you have known that the window was smashed, if the car was gone? Or, by your car being robbed, do you mean the things inside it?
misslc 4
ummm, is the first sentence of this story necessary?
tabarnak_fml 7
What does the dressing up part have to do with the FML.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
One time, my friend had sushi that had worms in it. Then they got up into his brain and grew and shot out of his eyes like worm bullets.
awesomeloser14 0
*singing* iiiiirrrrrroooooonnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.
kitteh_noodles 2
I don't get it, if the was robbed then I wudnt be there,would it?
Sniper_Fidelis 1
I can't tell if I want to call you a dumbass