Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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chocodoxies 0
It'll get better with time and communication. for a female virgin sex can be painful the first time since nerves cause you to tighten up. relax, lots of foreplay, use lube if you have to and, most importantly, have fun! it is really important that you communicate with eachother. Tell him to slow down or speed up. Be honest, and sweetie DON'T FAKE IT!! fake it once and your stuck faking it possibly forever.
Dylan94_fml 8
why is everyone assuming it was his first time ever, she only said it was their first time having sex together.
jooormannn 0
yes ..! I'm #36 try making him tickle ur clit while he goes in and out ..
dramaababyy 0
mm your 39. lol.
hbcbmx 5
toys solce all problems lol
cc1992 11
Uhm, did you expect him to be pro the first time you do it?
x805xUnknown 6
I didn't last long my first time... Just thought I'd share that. :P
sum1savemeh 0
nice to know :D
phaded 1
how stupid can you get for expecting your first time to be awesome. it's like saying you should be able to ride a bike the first time you get on
RedPillSucks 33
Who doesn't expect their first time to be awesome? The world would have several billion fewer people if everyone had sex thinking "this is going to be so lame". Reality doesn't suck, and sometimes it doesn't even blow!
Freeze_fml 17
I am amused that the OP tried and failed at spelling "anonymous." I hope that was intentional.
blue_eyes4602 0
Why is everyone assuming that it is their first time ever? OP said it was their first time having sex with eachother. They could have had sex before for all we know, just with different people. Op, teach him what feels good for you and tell him what he can work on. work on it together. practice will hopefully make it better for the both of you.
sallen0046 4
She didn't say it was their first time, just their first time TOGETHER. If it was her first time, she probably wouldn't know how terrible it was. Learn to read, people.