By Daligheri - 2/3/2021 11:01

Sinking feeling

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after we watched Titanic for the first time together. Why? Two reasons. Because I cried, and apparently men aren't allowed to be emotional, and because she asked me if I would save her or a boat of women and children first. Neither answer was correct. FML
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By  JosephFDawson  |  7

You could've just told her you'd take her to Murdoch's side since he let men on after Women and Children. Charles Lightoller who manned the other side misheard as women and children only and only let one man on becauself his rowing experience.

By  Brightside86  |  23

Ugh, I use to have a gf like that. When they start asking you questions but some/all of the options they've provided are traps, it's time to bail. That's not how friends treat each other.