Transportation and Gross: Trash

Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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allard 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:30

It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is.... 'What a sticky situation' There, done.. I said it.

DooleyFTW 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:35

Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!

Comments

m1grande 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:24

I used to ride buses. But then i took an arrow to the knee!

graham11 14

Monday 12 December 2011 4:17

I used to find those jokes slightly entertaining but then I shot arrows into everyone's knees.

sjerkins 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:25

How do you not notice someone putting suff in your hood

pokemai 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:45

Happens all The time dude.. People these days.. Theyre like vicious ninjas !

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:40

I guess my scarf on my head blinds the eyes in the back of my head... That's my reason.

pokemai 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:43

Well, I think your scarf is pretty ninja too.. :)

4realz226 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:59

The same way u don't realize u look stupid in ur profile pic :/

JayBear14 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:40

Crisco! Or peanut butter. :)

andrewsgirl2010 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:48

Thats a really sticky and gross situation....good luck gettin the gum out!

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:01

Use oil or peanut butter! Good luck OP

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:19

Now you know you shouldn't wear anything that can be used as a garbage bin.

briabria17 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:27

Use peanut butter to get out the gum

mason012 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:27

Its not a school bus. It's a city bus

thinkinboutyou12 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 15:28

******* liar. What are the chances of some old man that was riding on the same bus as OP going on FML and happening to see their comment? Nice ******* try.