Transportation and Gross: Trash

Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

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By lily - 23/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Lo_Bolian - 25/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By fuckingfloridahowihatethee - 26/04/2014 19:55 - United States - Punta Gorda

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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allard 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:30

It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is.... 'What a sticky situation' There, done.. I said it.

DooleyFTW 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:35

Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!

Comments

Squit_fml 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:32

hey, believe no one said this yet, use peanut butter

cah276 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:53

Try peanut butter or anything oily like conditioner...usually works

YagerMiester95 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:50

This is why I don't use public transportation. Well that and the fact that I live in a farm town.

YagerMiester95 8

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:49

This is why I don't use public transportation. Well that and the fact that I live in a farm town.

blackcatgirl46 21

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:08

Use peanut butter. It helps to get it off

oneuppitynegress 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 9:29

How did you not feel stuff in your hood?!?

lalalayum 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:41

Use peanut butter on it

Hannah_Lou 1

Friday 16 March 2012 17:22

use peanut butter, it works.

LarissaT18 18

Thursday 18 April 2013 15:48

Sorry, I feel ur pain. This has happened to me at school but minus the used tissues.

bethabear12 16

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:33

use peanut better.

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