Trash

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
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allard 14

It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is.... 'What a sticky situation' There, done.. I said it.

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DooleyFTW 17

Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!

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wordbigbird 0

As rude as that is, i would laugh if I saw that...sorry

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1happymummy 14

Hairspray freezes the gum and it will slide out. Good luck

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Enslaved 36

Ice does that too. Ooh and peanut butter works also.(:

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MelTheGreat 23

Look on the bright side, you can save it for later.

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leg5523 5

Peanut butter gets gum out of hair

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thebluewizard 14

Hey, hey, you leave that old man alone! It was his life ambition to put stuff in someone's hood on a public bus!

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kimee21_fml 15

Peanut butter is really good to get rid of the gum! Try it before cutting your hair, but seriously fyl, this is discusting!!!

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ikickgingers 15

Discusting? Jeezus ****... Stick to figure skating.

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kimee21_fml 15

Well, I am really sorry, but English is not my first language. J'aimerais beaucoup te voir parler français et ne pas faire d'erreurs.

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nabesh 5

Eeeuuuuwww!!! maybe u should get a haircut. new style for christmas :)

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pokemai 6

Okay I know this is not an answer.. And I am sorry. Just dont know whereelse to ask :( How the heck do you get your fml's confirmed??? I See that a lot of you (including me) have tried to post a fml, but havent got it confirmed ! Why!!!???! Fml..

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thisisafunnyname 12

the fml monkeys, who are watching your whole life, see something fml worthy and they tell it to the fml owls. the owls then bring the fml to the naked mole rat who decides if it actually is fml worthy. if so, he gives it to the rainbow unicorn who posts the fml.

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pokemai 6

Thank you! Now everything is so much clearer! And I will have a word with that fml rainbow unicorn >:( !!!

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geon_olam 17

Haha 48 you fell for that? Unicorns can't be rainbow they're either pink or white! Everyone knows that

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4realz226 0

Duh they r'nt monkeys! They r penguins!

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pokemai 6

76, damn! I always fall for that one :( I always forget because we dont have unicorns in Denmark :(

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Fudgee_xOx 10

Try using vaseline to get the gum out of your hair! :)

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