You can always work on your personality...and your vagina. Accentuate the positive, right?

I'm sure your anus is fine. The ugly asshole in this scenario is actually your boyfriend.

You could tell him that he couldn’t be getting any.

Get a jeweled princess plug. Problem solved. You are welcome.

They have surgery for that. May want to have them fix the boobs, too, while they're at it.

He's doing doggy style wrong if he's staring at your asshole the entire time.

Get a new boyfriend. Problem solved.

So do anal instead, that way your butthole may fix itself with a good pounding and your man wouldn’t be watching it all the time

Tell him he has a small dick and dump his ass.

Stop wasting your time with a loser like that. There's plenty of guys who will treat you much better and appreciate all that you do them. Me included.