Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd pissed myself. FML
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Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, as suggested by the my therapist, I tried practicing mindfulness meditation while on a break at work to reduce stress. Midway through my deep breaths, I accidentally let out a loud and unexpected snore. My coworkers now think I've taken my relaxation techniques to a whole new level. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
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WCARlover 34
I automatically read "meditate" as "**********". Oops
chippa 24
Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs? Depends! (Get some.)
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Comments (63)
newbiehere99 6
URine in a deep thought I see
astralvagan 20
That's not uncommon with meditation.... Lost people can't even get that relaxed, so feel fortunate.
Yashichu 3
Next time. Wear a diaper.
Hammer01 8
Absolutely. I wear one every time I meditate.
TweetAnne 13
Wear a diaper next time. Hey at least you relaxed and cleared your mind.
winkydog4056 16
Something is not quite right here....how does one meditate themselves into a deeply relaxed state &.at the same time bear down enough to release his bladder!? The bladder has a very specific type of epithelial cells that make it stretchy (for obvious reasons). Even in a relax
btstig 11
The reason we don't pee on ourselves all the time is, our muscles automatically learn to tighten up to prevent it from happening. Thus her supremely relaxed state loosened her body up and surprise. Pissy pants.
Sir_Swaggington 6
At least you were able to relax. Next time remember to pee before you meditate and you should be good :)
alycion 38
Most people can't clear their minds the first few times trying to meditate. Doubt most are able to clear their bladders either.
PsychoBitch666 8
My friend makes "yamyamyam"-sounds when he meditates. You should be glad someone didn't tape it and upload it to youtube. My friend wasn't as lucky.
whyisitincapital 25
Maybe you should meditate on the toilet.
CuriousAlien 7
There's a reason WHY you felt relaxed, because you have that relaxed and satisfied feeling after you let out you're pee sometimes. At least you weren't dreaming about peeing in you're dream, and then accidentally wet yourself because you thought you peeing in the dream was real.
Myo_fml 20
Sleep and meditation are two different elephants. Being asleep is different than being in a meditative or trance state.
gc327072 30
Precisely, 41. Sleeping is an African Elephant and meditation is an Indian Elephant. And everyone knows that sex is a tiger. Class dismissed!