Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd pissed myself. FML
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Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, as suggested by the my therapist, I tried practicing mindfulness meditation while on a break at work to reduce stress. Midway through my deep breaths, I accidentally let out a loud and unexpected snore. My coworkers now think I've taken my relaxation techniques to a whole new level. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
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WCARlover 34
I automatically read "meditate" as "**********". Oops
chippa 24
Does a 50 year old man wear boxers or briefs? Depends! (Get some.)
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Comments (63)
kirasant 19
I say go with it. Maybe meditate in the bathtub, pee before hand, whatever. If it works for you, use it.
kemnet 7
well its working right?
joe502 3
Yes op should take his/her showing the road... "Yes you too can relax yourself to the pissing point! Call now 1 800 B-PISSIN... And leave off the G for Gold."
outoftown 26
How efficient of you! Now you can really relax when you take a bathroom break.
javierb88 3
Feelsgoodman
KiddNYC1O 20
Wow, it must really work, sign me up.
vintage3113 6
You must be doing it right then!
yenidewi 11
hahhahahahha ...
winkydog4056 16
Clearly OP was stressed over being pissed off....
patchyu 18
Maybe that was her plan all along :]