Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
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Top comments
LiveThenDie 2
That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?
Nyc__Princess 0
In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !
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Comments (126)
heartsbreak97 0
girl I have the same problem. lol
The_9th_Doctor 18
here's what you do. take home to the mall bathroom, get him all excited, make him get naked, then take his clothes and walk away. he will be forced to walk home naked.
NamelessFace 22
Yeah, I saw that episode of Friends too
fnn 5
He is a cool boyfriend. you should keep him !
bosniangirl27 21
Nothing wrong with that
lilalila99 4
hät ned denkt dass so epis ede schwiz ged
Sadat10 12
Ummmm...WTF?
shannon2348 14
I think you need to find a new boyfriend. The one you have has a screw loose.