Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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MicMic_fml 7
It's probably the donuts.. They're cops magnet..
claudsayssing 0
what a stereotype
Zaffro 8
That sounds like a game of Cluedo!
MrXerxes5 6
Are you sure? You can tell me if you're really a psychopathic serial killer clowm. I wouldn't blame you in this economy.
ilovecookies83 0
And we won't tell anyone:)
gntfmlingnow 12
You caught me, I'm a serial killer juggalo
darkmis1 17
Yeah - in this economy, there's tons of John Wayne Gacy's running around. It's a common side effect of stress nowadays.
docscientist 9
Humor is a bad economy's first victim.
bigmanj28 0
How do they know?
cudi504 4
the cashier might have thought it looked suspicious an called the cops
LizzJizz 16
Meh, tis reasonable but....stupid none the less D:
Dasuss 11
May I have a hug?
junz_fml 0
S&M?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
BDSM?
junz_fml 0
They're different.
Littlebrraatt 14
FTW!
mash_mash_fml 4
m & s
HouseKeeping 0
OP is obviously renevating
HouseKeeping 0
Sorry my iPod died and I didn't get to complete my thought, I meant to say "OP is obviously renovating, and the poker is for some kinky hot sex afterwords"
writergirl23 19
lol :P
americiato 2
they'll provably charge for first degree house renovating!
JeansKismet 9
Sure, We believe you. Nice job hiding your "house guests" from the cops.