Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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KendalKeller 3
thats why you buy suspicious items at different stores and not all at once.
AcidRaen 4
you should kidnap the girls that are giving my boyfriend problems. you should make them disappear. yeah that would make me happy
AcidRaen 4
blah. blah. blah. thumb me down. blah. I don't care.
scotty35503 5
where do you live? Big Brother's backyard?
mintcar 9
Was it Detective Benson and Stabler who broke into your home?
fadingaway 17
"duct tapes"?
Ttew 1
I seriously want to just save this and look at it later. just amazing. still... where is she...
pancakefever_fml 3
lol amen thunder bender! hahahahahaha
allthatremains25 0
that can either be a psycho hostage attack or a long, kinky night with your girl(; let's hope it's the second one!
xxshadiasaurxx 0
I would kinda suspect that to
pinkerbell 8
YDI if you bought all that, and just that, at once. I mean, seriously, you're just ASKING for touble with a cart full of that stuff. xD