Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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Kittehx3 0
sounds fun ;D
TheCountess 4
I had no idea that buying household items which *could* be used in to aid in crime constituted probable cause. Good to know.
HappyPickles 11
See how arch-conservatives have turned America from "Land of the Free" into "Land of the Paranoid". (or more accurately "Land of the Mute oppressed by the Paranoid").
j_cat187 19
it's scares me how they can track you down. Maybe you should start paying with cash.
dreamering 16
Why did you buy those items? Hopefully not for some crazy fetish.
yousodi 10
eh no one knows how to mind their business do they lol tell the cops u want to charge whoever reported ya with false accusations and slander n get em back la law style :)~
docscientist 9
Omg. Punctuation, please.
paolayupp 6
that's too funny to be coincidental :)
small_bar_101 0
So it's just coincidental you bought like an entire rape/murder kit...sure.
samanthanicolee 0
yeah buying that stuff all at once definitely does not sound like a coincidence
justintttttt 1
that makes sense considering they would need a search warrant.. nice one man
stormchaser24 24
not if OP let the police search the house. Cops can knock on your door and say can we come in.
bwenduh45 7
The question is,why did you have those things? hmm.
bwenduh45 7
The question is,why did you have those things? hmm.