Embarrassing, Music and Accident: Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar - FML

Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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Save_Bandit 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:52

STAGE DIVE!!!

elemont 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 15:54

You get points for trying though!

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loserman67 35

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:13

Let me guess, your stage name is Jimmy Buffoon......

ladiesman219 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:14

Say you planned it out

Unknown_skwigs 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:24

That's what happens when you act like a badass

sleepindevil 15

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:24

Hope you brushed it off and continued playing like a boss

smirnoff1695 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:26

C

jakev2 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:27

I was there!

killswitchengage 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:05

what band?

taitsarter 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:28

Dude that sux but good for you tryin it

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:40

Wow I bet you looked like a boss ;)

LifeOnBlast19 9

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:44

That sucks and all...but where can I find it on YouTube?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Tuesday 6 September 2011 16:51

YDI for not being original.

cedarjay 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 21:24

Imitation is the best complement.

RyanA7X77 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:00

what does ydi stand for

Tummylove 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:15

It stands for you deserved it

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