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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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You deserved it 158

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 2 238

By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

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LilKonvicted 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:05

You should resign You know how ******* gross that is to the ones eating it?

sikanderimran 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:05

You have a nice place set in Hell for you.

24788 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:06

Wow, spitting on peoples food. Is the risk of a felony for something so stupid really worth it?

Sulk 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:07

Awful, loathsome person. You're abusing the trust people have in you. That is deeply immoral, and what you did was filthy. **** off; resign.

sizel1 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:33

wow ur so stupid who gives a shit if u had a bad day that's still no reason to spit in her food there's a spot in he'll for u

sm0508 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:07

What my friend would tell you: You Shit Faced Monkey Bitch... and I kinda have to agree. Respect people -.-

immataco 9

Tuesday 14 August 2012 13:57

I laughed XD

hubble13 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:08

you're a dick

SuchaLady 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:08

Congrats. You're a complete asshole. I hope karma bites you in your idiotic ass.

lollibots 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:09

wow **** you you ass honestly what is spitting in it going to do...get a life

runitsgodzilla 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:10

I hope you get crippled in some ironic accident you asshole.

crunkk426 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 13:10

everyone on fml hates you fyl. dick.

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Nice try, Karen

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