Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Home alone
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Everyone's a Critic
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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maddayyy 0
lolz.....nothin wrong with havin a little fun. in my opinion, thats more productive than going out, getting high, and drunk. Ill prolly be doing the same thing when im that age.
jumpgurl23 0
wow. At least i have an excuse when i do it, i have 3 and 6 year old sisters and they make me do it with them. Im 19.
sourpickle 0
LMFAO hey, doras cool :)
BrannFYR 0
#27 summed this up perfectly. Still, FYL
Endymion_fml 0
I'm the same age and sometimes do that too...
camis 0
Jeebus, what is it with these FMLs that bitch about something they enjoyed? Who the hell cares about your age, if you had fun you had fun. Get on with it.
ffpoisongirl 0
YDI. I have no problem with you watching Dora, but the fact that you dance and act like a child at your grandmother's house at 21 is a little ridiculous. My grandma and I share a love of Disney but I still have more dignity. Also, the fact that this is the most fun you've had in over four months is your fault, unless you've got some kind of crazy depression that only a little kid's program can cure. Get a hobby or a social life, or just evaluate yourself to see what's going wrong.
aFMLaddict 0
DON'T HELP DORA!!! DORA IS EVIL AND SHE'S CAUSING DAMAGE TOO THE PEOPLE WHO WATCH IT! TAKE A SAMPLE : YOU
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scottyz1 0
Dora's bad ass! haha