Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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awesomeric 0
haha lol your a loser you have no life
loveandwriting24 0
LMAO. Dora is cool.
amoureaux 0
hahah i love how everyone is talking about how the op doesn't have a life... and they are the one's spending hours on fml? ok.
xxpinay 0
#36 and #72 you guys are hilarious :p anyway, to the OP.. it's time to do something exciting and spontaneous dontcha think? go bungee jumping or something... enjoy life! :)
aquariusbeauty 0
# 2 - LOL. Sorry, but that made me laugh. A LOT.
aquariusbeauty 0
Do-do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Do-do-do Dora! Dora Dora Dora the Explorer Boots and super-cool explorer Dora Grab Your Backpack! Let's go! Jump in! Ivaminos! You can lead the way! Hey! Hey! Do-do Dora, Do-do Dora Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Aww man! Dora the Explorer: Backpack song lyrics Backpack (4 times) I'm the Backpack Loaded up with things and nick nacs too Anything that you might need I got inside for you. Backpack (4 times) YEAH! Dora the Explorer: Map song lyrics If there's a place you got to go I'm the one you need to know I'm the Map I'm the Map I'm the Map If there's a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map (12 times) dora friends Travel song Come on, vámonos. Everybody let’s go. Come on, let’s get to it. I know that we can do it. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Where are we going? To the little blue tree. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Little blue tree.
tentenjen 0
FMLs like this are stupid.
wow_fmylife 0
#132.... seriously?
Gabby125 0
Wow I feel seriously sorry for you, and for everyone who agreed that Dora is cool (or posted lyrics? wtf) All of you, lease for the sake of mankind, get lives!!!
Hellsno 0
It could have been worse......it could have been the Wiggles you were dancing and singing with.