Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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Comments (261)
BrandNewKadillak 0
I'm 19 and I catch a little Dora myself most mornings, because it comes on right after SpongeBob SquarePants.
lolbitch 0
"You are really ridiculous" this is from my 10 year old brother. lol
Schoolcraft 0
Haha i can imagine this: TV: "Yay! We reached the red mountain! ?Red Mountain, Red Mountain, we reached the red mountain!? Hooray!" OP: "Red mountain, red mountain, yay... wait, wait, what the **** am i doing"
Eel 0
Well...OP disregarding just HOW sad that is...Hey~ At least you know a good time: Besides, i've never seen anyone have such a *grasp* of FML before. Lovely, just lovely.
Pockyftw 0
#70 BEAT ME TO IT. DIEGO FTW.
dce74 0
EPIC PHAIL!!!
naroushh 0
YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO LIFE :) IM 13 AND IVE NEVER WATCHED DORA B4
UNHWildcats 0
That's sad.
rxrrazorblade 0
Haha oh wow, that sucks. When I used to work nights, I'd watch Nick Jr in the morning because it was the only thing that was slightly more interesting to watch. I'm 21, too, but I still watch Hannah Montana and iCarly haha.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol wow. Go to a bar. See a movie. Hang out with friends. Do something like that when you're not watching Dora. Anyone notice that she screams when she talks? Omg I hope they never give her a megaphone.