Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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Comments (261)
pegasis 0
i could understand if you had a kid... but really.... if you're 21, go out, party....possibly get laid?
CanadianEH 0
ROFL #12 that show was the shit back when i was younger, its still on ?! lol
ladidadi 0
get a job! or go to school! there are a million and one things a 21 year old person could do before they had to resort to watching dora the explorer for entertainment! come on!
loveyababe 0
Dora the Explorer? Seriously? Would've been more apropriate to watch matlock for christs sake. or mad money. or some crap that old people enjoy watching. next time, choose something thats TOO OLD not WA TOO YOUNG. good luck with life!
crystalballzzz 0
thats awesome lolol
ditlihi 0
I do that, too, and I'm a guy. Double-FML. (not really)
k3ll3igh 0
get a life loser. YDI. get up and do something else.
GlobalB 0
Today I logged into Fmylife.com to catch up on the stories I missed during a week vacation. When I finished reading, which took me roughly an hour of time I could have probably spent more constructively, I noticed something. 65% of the posters on this site don't behave like they're old enough to know how to handle a computer. 73% of the stories were clearly fake, or weren't fml's. 25% weren't humorous, or surprising, or even eventful. 2% made me laugh. And you know what I realized? That 2% is more than enough for me to come back tomorrow wondering what other wacky stuff is happening in peoples' lives. FML.
comadank 0
i got to say maybe the kid works alot im 22 and work 90 hour weeks and i have gone to my parents house and watched it with my little sister some weeks that is all the fun i have but i atleast go out lol
bishmeala 0
dora owns. i dont blame you.