Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I tried to take a shortcut home. I got lost and had to ask a stranger for directions. They pointed to the street sign above me that literally had my street's name on it. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
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jenjen2633 17
It's always the innocent looking ones...
TheKingKen 22
It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time
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Nexoux 18
People...the next time you see that woman, if you ever do. Tell her you not only did you find the library eventually, you also found your significant other who actually directed her to the library. Then thank her profusely. It's random but worth a shot? *shrugs*
hufflepuffle 13
Please proofread your comment before you post because your comment was very confusing to read.
darwinism 30
That sucks. But on the other hand, they will surely give you a nice warm welcome to the big city.
pandorajohnson 10
Well now you know where one is...right?
CurlyQute 17
Next time you should ask someone in a store. They normally are better at giving directions correctly.
Headcrab 29
That's some next level trolling!
Cocoapelli 23
Well, I'm sure there's something in the joint you can "check out"
baseballbv 17
Talk about having trust issues...
Polynomial 28
Trust issues? Please explain.
baseballbv 17
Experiences like this are why it would make it hard for someone to trust people, i.e. trust issues.
Vanshikap 24
Well, now u know where to find a gay strip club, if u ever need one.
pratikp03 22
trolling at its very best
zuzuily 14
Lmao that's pretty hilarious