Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML
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null_fml 11
Honestly... your ex is awesome. That's the best thing he could have possibly done in that situation.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Which is why you switch the ringer off before pulling such stunts...
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Comments (122)
Ninjaface 0
Okay perdix, give it up, I know you're actually plexico.
Jonathan33 0
the ****** up thing is that the iPod touch is more expensive than the phone...and it's not to determine social class, the phone is an amazing tool for many uses. if you have an iPhone and don't have any data or anything worthy of it's use, then yes, u only got it to be "cool"
HookEmTexas07 0
It is? You pay for a data plan, contract and service plan with an iPod Touch? Or do you just not know what you're talking about?
Ninjasaurus18 9
The iPhone does have a lot of fantastic uses. The apps are wonderful, the camera is very good, especially for a phone, the screen is so clear and sharp and it's extremely touch-responsive. However: I do think it's very overrated it is in the way of social status.
bugmenotmofo 34
LOL, owned! :-D YDI.
MELLLL_fml 0
thats actually quite funny, points for trying though :) luckily for me my phone is always on vibrate if i ever tried something like that.
qw1234 0
sorry...
xpxp2002 4
YDI for having an iPhone.
israelnotjacob 20
Haha! Completely owned! Your ex is too smart for you, and you totally deserved it!
esushi 0
Why bother saying iPhone? Why does no one who has a Motorola specifically mention that when they talk about their phones?
littlemisslee 0
turn the ******* phone off next time you idiot
feed_the_ducks 0
Ouch, that blows but honestly, caring about his opinion is lame. Oh and by the way, why does being at the mall by yourself have to be bad, I don't think that people who go to the mall by themselves look lonely.