Today, while walking home with my mom, some unoriginal cockshart in a passing car yelled at me: "Fuck her in the pussy!" It was a long, awkward walk home after that. FML
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Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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DanShowsNoMercy 13
Leave that to your dad.
Googolman 29
That's just the way life is.
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Comments (103)
homesuckfucker 28
"My life is horrible now because of one specific awkward, silent walk." She'll get over it, OP. Don't worry. If something like that happens again, try to make conversation out of it. "Oh my god, people these days are so disrespectful!" For example.
cornyrob 33
Better than in the ass, eh?
xxughmylifexx 15
Could be a compliment if she looks young.
sydstoomuch 19
That's what I was thinking
cjwayy 22
Catcalling is not a compliment
jmacs 9
so you're saying that people should call em ugly and make fun of them? which one do you think is worse, how is it cat calling anyways, the idiot is talking to the son
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
No, asswipe, what they are saying is give them an actual ******* compliment! Like Instead of being ****** sleazy say your beautiful or use extremely cheesy yet funny pickup lines, not **** em right in the pussy that my friend is lame and douchey.
worldclassrager 41
Well then...hope karma gets them...if that's karma redeemable
Nichao 16
People can be so agitating, hopefully you will both forget that happened soon.
LegalLoitering 12
There are times that you become disappointed in people. This is one of those times.
YoursAlways98 13
What an asshole. Sexual harassment is not ok and I'm so sorry that you had to deal with that OP
jmacs 9
i dont think that sexual harassment, the sentence was towards the guy btw
bombielol 20
lmao that's awful op!
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Sorry you had to deal with that OP some people are disgusting
Sunflowers111 7
At #3 you have an odd sense of humour then