how about u think of a beter comment cus ur joke sucks

How about you go back to the 2nd grade, because your spelling sucks.

hao bout u star spelleeng write? Idiot. And yes, that was funny.

33, you suck at spelling. Thumb me down all you want. I stand by comment, you bitch.

Your comment is just as condescending as mine are 46. With or without swear words. Your point being?

Yeah, just bury me because the trend is going that way. I'll just excuse myself and **** off now.

that'd be best. and try to expand your vocabulary in the meantime. cursing shows ignorance.

not necessarily 86... olpally just ignore the douche bags of the fml site.

Cursing doesn't show ignorance. They're just words. It shows that you're mad, if anything.

where I was reared, cursing shows lack in your established vocabulary. I guess it must be opinion based. But even then, it should be limited to some degree

132 don't be so ******* supercilious

All I know is if I'm not swearing I'm not accurately expressing myself. Simple as that. If I say "clean your room" it doesn't mean anything close to "clean your ******* room you assfuck" ;) ill work on it and I don't like that I do it either but I embrace it cos thats how I express myself. Like Ricky from trailer park boys... Bad example :)

154- you should not be telling anyone to clean their room unless it's your child. And if that's how you speak to your children, I sincerely hope someone takes them away from you before you permanently **** up their lives. That's child abuse.

137 reared is the correct way of sayong brought up. animals are raised

I had hoped it wouldn't come out this way but .....I........I love you too!!!!!!!!!!

176- What is wrong with you? Were you "reared" on pesticides? You sound like a complete ******* prick.

He needs a tutorial in basic human anatomy.

Nahh, all you really need to know is that the head is at the top, feet at the bottom. Now as for all the stuff in between... That's just too complicated. You can always just grab some random stranger to figure it out on.

Why the fondling?

Which titty first ?

"We'll shoot. Better try again tomorrow."

Fair enough.

Man, I love it when people's pictures match their comments! :D

The little circle with the arrow pointing North East means male.

In 25's defense, if he/she is uing the phone app, it doesn't show gender symbols And no 36, the FML doesn't say OP's a guy, take your own advice

58, oh really? Then explain why I can see the gender symbol. I'm also on my phone

Different people have different phones have different apps, It's not that complex of a concept.

I'm on an iPhone 4 and I don't see gender symbols or ops country

112 - I'm also on an iPhone 4 and I can see both... Nice try?

If you haven't updated the app you won't. Try updating it. You'll be surprised at all the changes.

#58, I hate humans like you. I only use the phone app for FML and it clearly shows that OP is a man. So how bout you reverse that advice you just gave and shove it up your ass.

Well, I'm on a wp7, love the OS on it, but they've always been behind on the apps, so feel free to continue being asshats if you want, thinking you know all there is to know

It actually doesn't show gender on the FML app...

#29, it wasn't me, but I was envious of the grabber until I saw the OP's gender. At least, I learned a better excuse than "Nipple Symmetry Check!" None of the women who slap me believe that random nipple checks are vital to breast health.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

OP's a dude...

65, guys are just as vulnerable to tittytwisters as girls.