By bloodprincess - 25/6/2013 17:13 - United States
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
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I'm really quiet and well my family chooses to ignore me unless it is time for house work.
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  imaginaryvoice  |  18

My mother loves her dogs more than her own daughter, also.
You've just gotta learn to accept that the Pomeranian has more control than you do. Might as well get on all fours and let it dominate you. That's what I do

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  KVKdragon  |  26

I think it's a glob of jelly specially placed over the iris of a human eye to make it seem like the eyeball was pierced with its contents spilling out or there is some sort of foreign creature violating the proximity of the eyeball. Still looks wrong though *~*