Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said, "You don't want those, they're for men." I asked what the difference was. He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered, "Men have a penis." FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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Top comments
hotheadslav 17
Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP
moodyreallyrocks 27
Rude people!! Don't let it bother you OP..
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Comments (53)
JKPwnage 27
I think I know what his prescription is for
LosinIt2008 14
lol sorry but that's hilarious!
pkbeaulieu 14
So long story short you were able to pick up you dick pills
Death69 24
I would've said: "And what do you have there? IQ booster pills? You look like you've got the IQ of an ashtray. So, good call imbecile."
Sickofyouidiots 5
"Yeah dick too big might kill someone" That would have given him a surprise.
tomvertigo 17
"Yup. I need 'em to come even close to an erection when I'm with your mum" would be a response.
moonjerky 9
You should have said "Takes one to know one"
theplaguedkitten 5
i think its funny in a creepy kinda way... but id just ask if he wanted you... in a very suggestive manner
mollydick 12
was he right though?
tiger820 20
so did you get your penis pills or did you just leave? .......