Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said, "You don't want those, they're for men." I asked what the difference was. He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered, "Men have a penis." FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML
Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
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Top comments
hotheadslav 17
Should have responded "no actually, I'm picking birth control for your wife" but in all seriousness it was rude for him to say that, sorry OP
moodyreallyrocks 27
Rude people!! Don't let it bother you OP..
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Comments (53)
8313girl 28
Wow some people are so rude and cruel. If my dad ever told me that happened to him, I'd wanna kick that guys ass. Totally unnecessary and crass. What is wrong with people?
Queen_of_Night 20
Yeah, of course you could have turned it around and said "Well, your mom/wife/gf is amazing in bed but her face... She's got a reverse Medusa face." It's a cheap shot for sure but likely would have shut him up about what people are getting at the pharmacy. Shitty situation to be sure. Hope you feel better OP.
trucker2 33
Should have dropped them and done the helicopter with the hard wood for him
djf72 10
I would have responded "yea! You're so tall, what kind did you get? i'll get those instead since they make dicks grow and all"
writergirl1029 17
What the hell possessed him to do that?
Ilovelife93 9
What a dick!! Don't worry about him, OP!!!!
ionxcore 19
I would've said "yeah so that I can last longer and pleasure your wife better than you did!"
Xion0014 20
He was probably self-conscious and was actually picking up his penis pills
ericp96 10
You shoulda fought em
worldclassrager 41
Was he right? Just getting morphine to so i don't get headaches from assholes like you