Wow some people are so rude and cruel. If my dad ever told me that happened to him, I'd wanna kick that guys ass. Totally unnecessary and crass. What is wrong with people?

Yeah, of course you could have turned it around and said "Well, your mom/wife/gf is amazing in bed but her face... She's got a reverse Medusa face." It's a cheap shot for sure but likely would have shut him up about what people are getting at the pharmacy. Shitty situation to be sure. Hope you feel better OP.

Should have dropped them and done the helicopter with the hard wood for him

I would have responded "yea! You're so tall, what kind did you get? i'll get those instead since they make dicks grow and all"

What the hell possessed him to do that?

What a dick!! Don't worry about him, OP!!!!

I would've said "yeah so that I can last longer and pleasure your wife better than you did!"

He was probably self-conscious and was actually picking up his penis pills

You shoulda fought em

Was he right? Just getting morphine to so i don't get headaches from assholes like you