Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
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Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML
Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled, "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27
Don't tell him what to do! But seriously that's a big overreaction.
moonsalt 20
"Thank you! Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do."
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Comments (52)
phillysportsfan 13
I guess he didn't want to have a nice day.
Flowsidon 6
Elderly trolls strike again.
pattayarick 8
Who the hell are you to tell someone to have a nice day?
cna1216 15
Is he related to Grumpy Cat?!
tanabanana13 14
What kind of museum though? Sad museum like the Holocaust museum? I could see people being sad and cranky coming out of something like that. Not your fault though, OP!
ragdoll316 9
That is awesome XD
boopiie 3
Lmfao that's funny I can actually picture that in my head
154rct 7
"Have a nice day" "Yeah yeah. Now will you give me my ******* change please? I'm triple parked."
Kenpokid4 2
You know that he was being ironic, right? ... At least, I hope you did, if not everyone else.
doglover100 29
"Have a nice day" Don't tell me what to do!