Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
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Top comments
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you only got an erection once every 10 years, you'd want to use it too.
azouwa 26
Good for them. Hope you gave them privacy without making too much fun.
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Comments (37)
Yudith 28
Cialis
ViviMage 40
Strike while the iron rod is hot!
Davros 12
I would've ran out the door as soon as I saw the old man running down stairs with a boner. Good news: you'll live long and be very popular at the old folks home.
RichardPencil 32
Is he sure it was an erection and not the beginning of rigor mortis setting in?
pjsr 33
I vote this as top comment of the week!
Tarlachia 33
If it were rigor mortis setting in, I could very distantly see why some people might be into necrophilia. But that’s like visiting the corner of the Internet you’re not supposed to go to.
Badabim 12
this must be the first time I hear that eye contact at christmas dinner is avoided because of the grand parents sexual behaviour, and not the other way
hellboy5099 18
he got his joystick back. time for some "games"
Thundernutz 15
Well its better than walking in on your great grand dad saying "Time for your vitamin Dick" to which your great grand mom response "yes daddy".
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Hey old people are allowed to have fun too...
darkshadus 10
This isn't an FML Go Greatgrandpop and get it
Glowworm56 27
Definitely not an FML. Great-grandpa is a legend!