Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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EatOrphans4Fun 24
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
roxyroller20 15
That stings.
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Comments (39)
curiouslilbird 19
Ugh how awful!! (I'm horribly phobic of those things, so I can sympathize!) FYL, OP!
Odiz747 23
You too would be pissed if someone took a crap at your home
32RH 10
That's always been my greatest fear.
Snano 15
One time while hiking, I took break to give water to my dogs, and when I went to sit down, I sat on a nest of ground bees ._. Not fun
nataliewby 25
Exactly! This is the reason why I never use portable toilets ever. I'd rather go in the woods than go in a rather questionable hole
funnygiggles12 3
I think we all secrately fear this thought.
samlovesham1234 9
Another reason for me to hate portajohns.
MistyKittyx 25
That sounds terrible. I am so sorry.
hjds4n5 12
So you're just referring to hornets in general then.
fumanshu 9
How many balls do you have now? Haha