FML : Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

v1k1rox Say more :

This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.

By v1k1rox - / Wednesday 5 March 2014 21:47 / United States - San Francisco

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By fooltemptress | 35

#5877142 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

By Zack6849 | 8

#5877143 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

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By fooltemptress | 35

#5877142 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

She wasn't trying to steal from you. She just wanted you to tithe to the church.

thatssomia | 12

#5877205 - Thursday 6 March 2014 9:00

oh the irony

TacoTrop | 10

#5877458 - Thursday 6 March 2014 15:27

Tough world filled with the joys of irony and "forgiveness"... and pickpocketing preachers.

Zsteel | 10

#5877707 - Thursday 6 March 2014 19:35

Well she could have done it better, and I'm sorry OP, just don't hold a bad opinion about people who believe in god, she is a rotten apple in the bushel.

TheKidOnFire | 10

#5877835 - Thursday 6 March 2014 22:44

Commandment 11: Thy shall steal thy items from other people as thy speak in my name.

hashshim | 21

#5878499 - Friday 7 March 2014 19:35

67: not to be a jerk, but it should be thou. Thy is the equivalent of today's your.

TheAtheistChild | 10

#6016204 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 13:33

This is one of the many reasons I am an Atheist.

By Zack6849 | 8

#5877143 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:20

Mandatory donations to the church are the best kind!

willmatrix | 5

#5877358 - Thursday 6 March 2014 13:10

Why not? The government does the same thing!

Goldenchest | 14

#5878135 - Friday 7 March 2014 7:41

Are you from night vale?

By deepikaarchie | 12

#5877146 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:22

God's way of telling u.. To be careful while talking to strangers no matter what they say..;)

chickenman12312 | 12

#5880774 - Monday 10 March 2014 5:23

God isn't real.

By alyant | 12

#5877149 - Thursday 6 March 2014 8:23

Strange world out there.

badluckalex | 23

#5877263 - Thursday 6 March 2014 10:52

ikr.. the things people will do for money nowadays.

chinaski7628 | 32

#5877368 - Thursday 6 March 2014 13:23

Nowadays? Are you saying people have never done deceitful or slimy things for money in the past?

JME0058 | 8

#5877749 - Thursday 6 March 2014 20:17

Of course people did stupid stuff for money a long time ago. But for the most part people were hardworking and honest. Nowadays the planet has gone to hell and very few people give a crap about anybody but themselves.

Ari1337 | 15

#5878028 - Friday 7 March 2014 4:35

most people still work honest jobs and care about others. you just don't hear about good people doing good things as often as you would hearing about douche bags doing horrible things.

PizzaDeliveryGrl | 19

#5878089 - Friday 7 March 2014 6:10

I wonder why so many people try to act as though humans were better in the past than they are now. They weren't. We're the same slimy cowards we were then. For the most part, we STILL sucked in the past and we were still selfish. Nothing's changed except how many of us exist today.