Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
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Mahomie123 0
better take some extra pills then..
every1luvsboners 11
Hopefully the windowsill is okay. I don't think that was a headache. That was what is left of your brain trying to escape before you do anymore dumb shit.
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Comments (110)
MissRoxiie 12
I hope for you it wasn't the last one =s
MagicallyFat 12
What does "=s" mean
MissRoxiie 12
Face expression meaning either worried or confused depending on the context. In this case worried.
Bakarra 22
agree with
flockz 20
.....me? WHY THANK YOUUU!! no one ever believes me when i tell them i am the creator of my own religion! see what happens is you become my loyal bitch and you make me sammiches and make my bed and walk the dog..... well because i am your god! i don't have any followers yet.... but since you obviously agree with me, that role now belongs to you. back out and i kill you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a boss!
GraceKathryn97 0
Haha ouch! :
chingthecreator 4
No shit
icefshng8 9
Her again... :'(
iam_yummylicious 12
Common sense eludes some people...
Skittlepickle 13
Damn wall...
False_Stupidity 42
Always running into people and cars aren't they...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
And I bet that not one person cared when they read it, so OP came here looking for sympathy. Poor, misguided OP....
Savra_fml 17
Write to tne manufacturer to add "don't turn back to windowsill if you throw head back to swallow pills" and "adverse effects may include more severe headache" to the information sheet that comes with them
mintcar 10
Medications.... you're not taking it right.
mintcar 10
Medications.... you're not taking it right. Blegh, double post due to a glitch.
sailoroftheseas 7
KO