Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
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Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
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Mahomie123 0
better take some extra pills then..
every1luvsboners 11
Hopefully the windowsill is okay. I don't think that was a headache. That was what is left of your brain trying to escape before you do anymore dumb shit.
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Comments (110)
Arivien 3
Probably didn't help. Sorry OP, I know how terrible it feels to have a terrible headache. FYL.
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
smooth.
iluvdavid 3
If you read the fine print it says 'dont take pills while standing next to walls or other hard things'. Fais attention!!
satph 12
how the **** did you come up with that one 34 ?
snafu63 0
just drink water you idiot. ydi for trying to do it like the movies.
bagleface 6
How stupid are you
kitsune3 20
No stupider than you, who can't seem to spell "bagel" properly in your username.
MyPerspective 4
Medicinal Solutions, Shake before use. I guess Pills are. Hit before use, then.
Illyssa_fml 4
haha good one op
bigMAMAS 3
there no such thing as a brick window... ;)
kitkat4949 7
I could already imagine the pain your in..