By baller - 08/06/2009 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML
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Capnstinkfoot 0

YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

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ShinyDinosaurr 3

Could have been worse. Her dad could have said that to him :p

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randomdude1234 0

You sir, WIN!!!

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bohemond_fml 0

What's wrong with that? A little awkward for you, but whatever. There's nothing wrong with sex. Try to get lucky next time.

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uneekfreak16 0

At least you're not her boyfriend. That would be an even bigger fml.

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peanutfoo 19

He never said he wasn't..

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CloudKumo 12

Yeah, well he also didn't say that he was a purple dinosaur ninja. Doesn't mean he is.

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Gemma_Mansonite 20

It would also be awkward if it wasn't her dad he said it to-if he said it to her boyfriend Both circumstances are awkward though

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Capnstinkfoot 0

YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

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mattmag 0

I hope he responded with some macho expression and gave you a high five.

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dragonstrike94 8

My ex's dad was like that

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