By baller - 08/06/2009 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML
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did he return with a knowing look?

Capnstinkfoot 0

YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

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did he return with a knowing look?

Could have been worse. Her dad could have said that to him :p

randomdude1234 0

You sir, WIN!!!

hahaha.....brilliant

What's wrong with that? A little awkward for you, but whatever. There's nothing wrong with sex. Try to get lucky next time.

Well, you're a twat

At least you're not her boyfriend. That would be an even bigger fml.

peanutfoo 19

He never said he wasn't..

CloudKumo 12

Yeah, well he also didn't say that he was a purple dinosaur ninja. Doesn't mean he is.

Gemma_Mansonite 20

It would also be awkward if it wasn't her dad he said it to-if he said it to her boyfriend Both circumstances are awkward though

Capnstinkfoot 0

YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

I hope he responded with some macho expression and gave you a high five.

dragonstrike94 8

My ex's dad was like that