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Can we be friends :3 Message me please :3 I hate you You hate me Barney gave me an std It all started with a great big hug Then he fucked me up the butt I'm gay as fuck :3 I have sixteen cats because I can Bands are pretty much life *^* Sorry I'm boring I don't have any talents... I can eat forever is that a talent...?
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Kasizzle tells us more.

Well I dont think she will be coming back in, honestly the biggest pants I have ever seen. I am 6 foot and I could pretty much stand in the waist line of the pants. and we had to charge her 5 dollars more. Needless to say the presser was PISSED. I could not say "one item" because the dry cleaners I work at does not charge the same price for every item ( Like a lot do). I did give her a discount though because I felt so bad.

kenbez123 tells us more.

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.