Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When...

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 9:26

The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart

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Sunday 1 January 2012 9:22

Gotta love Walmart.

Comments

Nikelopez 11

Monday 2 January 2012 10:29

What a rude person

jeremyt8nc 6

Monday 2 January 2012 10:41

He did that do you would be do shocked, you wouldn't do a thing.

denvan 0

Monday 2 January 2012 10:49

Well at least you're a one bagger kind of girl

Prescott6185p 6

Monday 2 January 2012 18:04

Damn, time to get plastic surgery!! :D

GetTheFuckOut 7

Monday 2 January 2012 18:51

You have now.

mercsl65 7

Monday 2 January 2012 21:21

guys dont really care about looks when u have a nice ass, so as long as youre willing to put up with the cheating and give good head you will have a GREAT life

jesssx996 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:23

who cares if he said you were ugly? he's obviously an asshole with no respect. it doesn't matter what he thinks. I'm sure you're beautiful (:

cordelay98 10

Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:43

sorry but i don't think being called ugly is such a bad thing...trust me...but he is a serious asshole for grabbing your ass. you should've slapped him anyway. then kicked him where the sun don't shine